Caleb: Happy New Year!
Kate: You're a day late.
Caleb: Story of my life.
Kate: Any resolutions you want to share?
Caleb: Just one. In two thousand and eighteen my only resolution is not to be an absolutely garbage heap of a human being.
Kate: Well that's vague and unexciting.
Caleb: Yeah? So are New Year's Resolutions.
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