Caleb: It's Fri-DAY, FRI-day, gotta get down with FRI-day!

Kate: Can you please knock it off? And let's not dig the mediocrity of Rebecca Black back from the internet graveyard if we can help it. I feel like we’re bombarded by the disappointment of western society enough as it is.

Caleb: What’s the matter? Aren’t you excited about the weekend?

Kate: Didn’t you write one of these not too long ago saying how much you loved Mondays? Now, all of a sudden, you’re on the Friday bandwagon again? Make up your mind. Are you conforming to the brainwashing of the American Dream or are you a rebel?!

(these words are intentionally taking up space so as to emulate a dramatic and comedic pause)

Caleb: … It's Fri-DAY, FRI-day, gotta get down with FRI-day!

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